Your Career

Welcome to Holistic Engineering Laboratories Ltd.. You’ve been chosen to join Holistic Engineering Lab Limited, or as we like to call it: HELL.

Congratulations. Few make it this far. Fewer make it out.

This handbook is here to help you:

• Fake your application to become the best candidate to be first choice in the selection process (especially when you are not qualified for the job)
• Become the best possible employee (measured exclusively in pointless KPIs).
• Build a career (that climbs exactly as far as the org chart lets you).
• Be “successful” at Holistic Engineering Laboratories Ltd. (success being defined as surviving another quarter).