Disclaimer

The rules and observations in this handbook are drawn from real workplace experiences and widely seen organizational patterns. The examples, rules, and descriptions provided are intended solely for informational and satirical purposes. They are not descriptions of any single company, institution, or individual - past or present.

Any resemblance to your own organization is purely coincidental — or perhaps just uncomfortably accurate. Readers are encouraged to reflect on these patterns within their own professional environments. If there is more than a little resemblance, maybe that is a sign that you may already be working in HELL.